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Most Emailed Photos - 07/14/2003 by Mort
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When I was younger I yearned to run away from my humdrum life of captivity and join the circus.

Maybe I would grow up special enough to become a member of the 'Tent of Wonders'

Or perhaps I would have the courage and skill of a lion tamer and the crowd would gasp as I would place my head in the lions mouth.

But everytime I tried to escape my owner would spray me with the hose and yell:

"Bad Dog! Go Home!"

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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