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Most Emailed Photos - 03/15/2004 by guyPaulo
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Sometimes, I really feel like meat is murder and we should respect both our fellow humans and our animal bretheren.

Then I look to the stars and ponder how small we really are, and how fast our lives go by. We all just need to live our short live's with peace and happyness for everyone.

But usually I just feel like smoking a joint and climbing into the Salvation Army's clothing bin to take a dump on the poor people's clothes.

Hehe, corn. THAT'LL leave a stain.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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