[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/20/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Hustler Porn Stories

You may not believe this but I swear it happened. Me an a buddy were relaxing in a hot tub when...

...that girl that is all over that new porn search engine walked out of her apartment and into our hottub. Well, it didn't take much more than a little conversation to get her to undress.

Now I'm an average size guy, my little lawn gnome is an average 10 1/2 inches, but my buddy was much larger. When she saw who she was dealing with...the hot action began.
(AP)
(Booble.com)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 280 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:10Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:09Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:08Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:07Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:06Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:05Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:04Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:03Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:01Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:59Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:57Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:53Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:51Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:50Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:46Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:45Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:44Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:43Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:42Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:41Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:40Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:39Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:38Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:37Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:34Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:30Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:25Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:23Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:21Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:19Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:15Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:14Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:13Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:12Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:11Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:10Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:09Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:08Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:07Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:06Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:05Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:02Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:01Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:59Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:58Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:55Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:53Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:52Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:51Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:50Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:49Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:48Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:47Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:46Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:42Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:41Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:38Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:34Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:33Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:32Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:31Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:30Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:29Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:28Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:25Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:23Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:21Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:19Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:11Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:01Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:00Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:59Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:58Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:57Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:56Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:55Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:54Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:53Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:52Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:51Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:50Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:49Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:48Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:43Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:42Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:28Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:16Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:13Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:12Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:11Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:10Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:09Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:08Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:07Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:06Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:05Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:04Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:59Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:57Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:56Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:55Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:54Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:53Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:52Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:51Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:45Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:42Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:35Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:31Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:30Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:29Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:28Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:27Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:26Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:25Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:24Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:23Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:22Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:21Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:20Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:19Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:18Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:17Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:16Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:15Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:14Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:12Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:10Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:09Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:05Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:02Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:59Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:45Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:44Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:43Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:42Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:41Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:40Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:39Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:38Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:37Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:36Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:35Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:34Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:33Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:32Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:31Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:30Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:29Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:13Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:08Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:07Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:06Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:05Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:04Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:03Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:02Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:00Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:59Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:58Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:57Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:56Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:55Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:54Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:53Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:51Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:50Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:49Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:48Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:47Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:46Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:45Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:44Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:43Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:40Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:37Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:35Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:19Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:03Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:51Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:46Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:44Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:35Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:29Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:28Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:27Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:26Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:25Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:24Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:23Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:22Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:21Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:19Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:17Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:16Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:15Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:13Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:12Caption #-57
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:11Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:10Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:03Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:02Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:01Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:00Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:59Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:58Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:57Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:52Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:51Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:50Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:49Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:48Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:47Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:46Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:45Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:42Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:36Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:35Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:28Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:14Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:12Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:08Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:06Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:01Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:00Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:59Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:53Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:51Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:48Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:47Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:46Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:45Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:44Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:43Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:42Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:39Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:31Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:21Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:18Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:17Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:10Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:09Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:08Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:07Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:06Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:05Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:04Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:03Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:54Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:53Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:52Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:51Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:50Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:49Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:48Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:44Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:43Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:42Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:41Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:40Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:39Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:38Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:35Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:33Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:32Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:31Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:30Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:29Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:28Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:27Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:26Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:20Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:14Caption #807

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 13 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> This is good. Has the classic phraseology of a "real" letter to a magazine.
<guyPaulo> Hehe..
<Pedro Gonzales> Yeah, sadly familiar to us all, yoyo!!
<yoyology> Uhhh. I mean, so I hear....

Damn.

<Lauren> Would be better if we got to hear more about the action and less about the set up, lol. Tell me, are those 'real' letter also deficient in this way, yoyo?
<yoyology> Well, as I understand it, from my conversations with people who actually read the stuff, ummm, this would basically be the setup. The rest of the letter would involve the two guys getting it on in various ways with the girl. Maybe her friend would show up, maybe not. Depending on the magazine, the guys might even have a little fun with each other.

Of course, this is all just hearsay on my part, you understand.
<ElvisThePelvis> But they are always average size guys, 10 1/2 - 14 inches.
<Lauren> I am voting for the caption, not for the size reference.
<guyPaulo> Let me guess: the girl has blonde hair, a small butt, and firm perky d-cup breasts. Oh, and she has always wanted to experiment with another girl, but has never had the chance and absolutley LOVES giving head.
<Lauren> Well, at least someone admits to reading those letters....guy.
<guyPaulo> Read them? Hell, I'm the proud author of the entire "Penthouse Letter XIV, Threesomes and More," volume, availible in fine adult novelty stores everywhere.
<yoyology> Wow, you're Guy P. Tucson, AZ?? I am such a fan!
<mypalmike> I dunno. This one didn't really do it for me.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post