[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/20/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Hustler Porn Stories

You may not believe this but I swear it happened. Me an a buddy were relaxing in a hot tub when...

...that girl that is all over that new porn search engine walked out of her apartment and into our hottub. Well, it didn't take much more than a little conversation to get her to undress.

Now I'm an average size guy, my little lawn gnome is an average 10 1/2 inches, but my buddy was much larger. When she saw who she was dealing with...the hot action began.
(AP)
(Booble.com)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 418 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:30Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:29Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:28Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:27Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:24Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:23Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:20Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:19Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:18Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:17Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:16Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:15Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:14Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:13Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:12Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:11Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:10Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:09Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:08Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:06Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:05Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:04Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:03Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:02Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:01Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:00Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:58Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:58Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:55Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:53Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:52Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:49Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:48Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:46Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:45Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:44Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:43Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:42Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:42Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:40Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:39Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:38Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:37Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:36Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:35Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:34Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:33Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:32Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:31Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:30Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:26Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:23Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:22Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:16Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:14Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:10Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:07Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:05Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:04Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:03Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:01Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:58Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:57Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:56Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:55Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:54Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:53Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:49Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:47Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:46Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:45Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:40Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:39Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:38Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:36Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:34Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:32Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:31Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:30Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:29Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:28Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:27Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:25Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:24Caption #-78
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:22Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:21Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:20Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:14Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:12Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:09Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:07Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:06Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:03Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:01Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:00Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:59Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:57Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:53Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:51Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:48Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:47Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:46Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:45Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:44Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:39Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:38Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:37Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:36Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:35Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:34Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:33Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:32Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:31Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:30Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:29Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:28Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:23Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:20Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:19Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:18Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:17Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:16Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:14Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:13Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:12Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:11Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:10Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:09Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:08Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:07Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:06Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:05Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:04Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:03Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:02Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:57Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:53Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:51Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:48Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:46Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:45Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:44Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:41Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:39Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:38Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:34Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:33Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:32Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:31Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:30Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:28Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:27Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:24Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:22Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:20Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:19Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:18Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:14Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:10Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:09Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:08Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:07Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:06Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:03Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:02Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:01Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:00Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:59Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:58Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:55Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:54Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:53Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:52Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:51Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:49Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:46Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:45Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:44Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:41Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:40Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:39Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:38Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:36Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:35Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:31Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:30Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:29Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:26Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:24Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:23Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:19Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:17Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:16Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:15Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:14Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:13Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:12Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:09Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:08Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:04Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:02Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:32:01Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:59Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:58Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:57Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:55Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:54Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:52Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:51Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:47Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:46Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:45Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:44Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:41Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:40Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:39Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:38Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:37Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:36Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:35Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:34Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:33Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:32Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:31Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:30Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:29Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:28Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:27Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:26Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:25Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:21Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:20Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:19Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:17Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:16Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:15Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:14Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:13Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:12Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:11Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:10Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:09Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:08Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:07Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:06Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:05Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:04Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:03Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:02Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:01Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker11:31:00Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:59Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:58Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:57Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:56Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:55Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:54Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:53Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:52Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:51Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:50Caption #990
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:49Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:48Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:47Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:46Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:42Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:41Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:37Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:34Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:31Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:28Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:27Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:25Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:24Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:23Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:22Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:21Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:20Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:19Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:18Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:17Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:16Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:15Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:14Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:13Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:12Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:11Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:10Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:09Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:08Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:07Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:06Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:05Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:04Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:03Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:02Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker11:30:00Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:54Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:53Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:52Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:51Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:50Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:49Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:48Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:47Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:46Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:45Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:44Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:43Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:42Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:41Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:40Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:39Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:38Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:37Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:36Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:35Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:34Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:33Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:29Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:28Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:27Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:26Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:25Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:24Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:23Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:22Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:21Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:20Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:19Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:18Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:17Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:16Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:15Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:14Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:13Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:12Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:11Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:10Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:09Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:08Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:07Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:06Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:05Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:04Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:03Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:02Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:01Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker11:29:00Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:59Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:58Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:54Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:53Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:52Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:51Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:50Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:47Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:45Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:44Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:42Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:41Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:38Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:37Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:36Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:35Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:34Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:33Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:32Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:31Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:30Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:29Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:28Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:27Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:26Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:25Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:24Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:23Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:22Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:21Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:20Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:19Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:18Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:17Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:16Caption #-86
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:15Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:14Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:13Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:12Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:11Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:10Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:09Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:07Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:06Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:05Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:03Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker11:28:01Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:59Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:58Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:56Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:55Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:51Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:49Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:48Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:47Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:42Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:41Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:39Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:38Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:37Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:36Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:34Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:33Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:32Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:31Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:30Caption #286

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 13 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> This is good. Has the classic phraseology of a "real" letter to a magazine.
<guyPaulo> Hehe..
<Pedro Gonzales> Yeah, sadly familiar to us all, yoyo!!
<yoyology> Uhhh. I mean, so I hear....

Damn.

<Lauren> Would be better if we got to hear more about the action and less about the set up, lol. Tell me, are those 'real' letter also deficient in this way, yoyo?
<yoyology> Well, as I understand it, from my conversations with people who actually read the stuff, ummm, this would basically be the setup. The rest of the letter would involve the two guys getting it on in various ways with the girl. Maybe her friend would show up, maybe not. Depending on the magazine, the guys might even have a little fun with each other.

Of course, this is all just hearsay on my part, you understand.
<ElvisThePelvis> But they are always average size guys, 10 1/2 - 14 inches.
<Lauren> I am voting for the caption, not for the size reference.
<guyPaulo> Let me guess: the girl has blonde hair, a small butt, and firm perky d-cup breasts. Oh, and she has always wanted to experiment with another girl, but has never had the chance and absolutley LOVES giving head.
<Lauren> Well, at least someone admits to reading those letters....guy.
<guyPaulo> Read them? Hell, I'm the proud author of the entire "Penthouse Letter XIV, Threesomes and More," volume, availible in fine adult novelty stores everywhere.
<yoyology> Wow, you're Guy P. Tucson, AZ?? I am such a fan!
<mypalmike> I dunno. This one didn't really do it for me.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post