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Hustler Porn Stories

You may not believe this but I swear it happened. Me an a buddy were relaxing in a hot tub when...

...that girl that is all over that new porn search engine walked out of her apartment and into our hottub. Well, it didn't take much more than a little conversation to get her to undress.

Now I'm an average size guy, my little lawn gnome is an average 10 1/2 inches, but my buddy was much larger. When she saw who she was dealing with...the hot action began.
(AP)
(Booble.com)
(AFP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 13 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> This is good. Has the classic phraseology of a "real" letter to a magazine.
<guyPaulo> Hehe..
<Pedro Gonzales> Yeah, sadly familiar to us all, yoyo!!
<yoyology> Uhhh. I mean, so I hear....

Damn.

<Lauren> Would be better if we got to hear more about the action and less about the set up, lol. Tell me, are those 'real' letter also deficient in this way, yoyo?
<yoyology> Well, as I understand it, from my conversations with people who actually read the stuff, ummm, this would basically be the setup. The rest of the letter would involve the two guys getting it on in various ways with the girl. Maybe her friend would show up, maybe not. Depending on the magazine, the guys might even have a little fun with each other.

Of course, this is all just hearsay on my part, you understand.
<ElvisThePelvis> But they are always average size guys, 10 1/2 - 14 inches.
<Lauren> I am voting for the caption, not for the size reference.
<guyPaulo> Let me guess: the girl has blonde hair, a small butt, and firm perky d-cup breasts. Oh, and she has always wanted to experiment with another girl, but has never had the chance and absolutley LOVES giving head.
<Lauren> Well, at least someone admits to reading those letters....guy.
<guyPaulo> Read them? Hell, I'm the proud author of the entire "Penthouse Letter XIV, Threesomes and More," volume, availible in fine adult novelty stores everywhere.
<yoyology> Wow, you're Guy P. Tucson, AZ?? I am such a fan!
<mypalmike> I dunno. This one didn't really do it for me.

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