[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/20/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Hustler Porn Stories

You may not believe this but I swear it happened. Me an a buddy were relaxing in a hot tub when...

...that girl that is all over that new porn search engine walked out of her apartment and into our hottub. Well, it didn't take much more than a little conversation to get her to undress.

Now I'm an average size guy, my little lawn gnome is an average 10 1/2 inches, but my buddy was much larger. When she saw who she was dealing with...the hot action began.
(AP)
(Booble.com)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 240 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:54Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:46Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:44Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:43Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:42Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:40Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:39Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:38Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:37Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:35Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:34Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:32Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:31Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:30Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:24Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:20Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:15Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:14Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:11Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:59Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:53Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:52Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:50Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:49Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:48Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:47Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:45Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:44Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:42Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:32Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:28Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:21Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:17Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:15Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:13Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:12Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:08Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:07Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:58Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:57Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:56Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:54Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:52Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:47Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:41Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:36Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:35Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:32Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:25Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:24Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:17Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:13Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:09Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:08Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:03Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:00Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:55Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:53Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:48Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:47Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:46Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:44Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:43Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:39Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:38Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:34Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:24Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:22Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:21Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:20Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:19Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:15Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:10Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:07Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:06Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:05Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:01Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:56Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:50Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:41Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:39Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:38Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:36Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:35Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:34Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:32Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:28Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:26Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:23Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:20Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:19Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:18Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:16Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:12Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:03Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:02Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:59Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:58Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:57Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:55Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:54Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:52Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:50Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:49Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:47Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:44Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:43Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:41Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:40Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:38Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:37Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:36Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:34Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:33Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:32Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:31Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:30Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:29Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:28Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:27Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:26Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:25Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:24Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:23Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:22Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:21Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:20Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:19Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:18Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:17Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:16Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:15Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:14Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:13Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:12Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:11Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:10Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:09Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:08Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:07Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:06Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:05Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:04Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:03Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:02Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:01Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:00Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:59Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:58Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:57Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:56Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:55Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:54Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:53Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:52Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:51Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:50Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:49Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:48Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:47Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:46Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:44Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:43Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:42Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:40Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:30Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:29Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:28Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:27Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:25Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:22Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:14Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:11Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:08Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:06Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:03Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:56Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:55Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:46Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:39Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:32Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:30Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:27Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:25Caption #-57
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:24Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:23Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:21Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:15Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:13Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:08Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:01Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:54Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:52Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:48Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:46Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:44Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:43Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:37Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:36Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:33Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:26Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:24Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:22Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:21Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:20Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:18Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:17Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:14Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:11Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:10Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:06Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:04Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:03Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:02Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:01Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:56Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:50Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:43Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:39Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:36Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:34Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:32Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:30Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:26Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:19Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:16Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:04Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:02Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:01Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:58Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker12:54:57Caption #344

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 13 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> This is good. Has the classic phraseology of a "real" letter to a magazine.
<guyPaulo> Hehe..
<Pedro Gonzales> Yeah, sadly familiar to us all, yoyo!!
<yoyology> Uhhh. I mean, so I hear....

Damn.

<Lauren> Would be better if we got to hear more about the action and less about the set up, lol. Tell me, are those 'real' letter also deficient in this way, yoyo?
<yoyology> Well, as I understand it, from my conversations with people who actually read the stuff, ummm, this would basically be the setup. The rest of the letter would involve the two guys getting it on in various ways with the girl. Maybe her friend would show up, maybe not. Depending on the magazine, the guys might even have a little fun with each other.

Of course, this is all just hearsay on my part, you understand.
<ElvisThePelvis> But they are always average size guys, 10 1/2 - 14 inches.
<Lauren> I am voting for the caption, not for the size reference.
<guyPaulo> Let me guess: the girl has blonde hair, a small butt, and firm perky d-cup breasts. Oh, and she has always wanted to experiment with another girl, but has never had the chance and absolutley LOVES giving head.
<Lauren> Well, at least someone admits to reading those letters....guy.
<guyPaulo> Read them? Hell, I'm the proud author of the entire "Penthouse Letter XIV, Threesomes and More," volume, availible in fine adult novelty stores everywhere.
<yoyology> Wow, you're Guy P. Tucson, AZ?? I am such a fan!
<mypalmike> I dunno. This one didn't really do it for me.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post