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Most Emailed Photos - 01/19/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I have studied the koan of the unobtainable.

I have studied the koan of opposites.

But I still grok that even as we surround ourselves with language, you and I are still just caption monkies.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<MLimburg> hey, i like!
<yoyology> Snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshopper.
Or is it the other way 'round....
<Lauren> The Zen of Heinlein... I like it!

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