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Most Emailed Photos - 01/19/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I have studied the koan of the unobtainable.

I have studied the koan of opposites.

But I still grok that even as we surround ourselves with language, you and I are still just caption monkies.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<MLimburg> hey, i like!
<yoyology> Snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshopper.
Or is it the other way 'round....
<Lauren> The Zen of Heinlein... I like it!

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