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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/28/2005

by Lauren

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In the new, more sexually-open environment of today, homosexuals are accepted and are encouraged to embrace their tendencies openly and honestly.

Even nymphomaniacs and exhibitionists can publickly acknowledge their desires.

I just don't understand why *I* am still so uptight about sex. I feel so prickly about it that it feels as if I am wearing a "NO TRESPASSING" sign.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<mypalmike> Maybe you'd feel sexier if you scraped off all the bees.
<guyPaulo> Is it just me, or does that dude have his belly-button exposed?
<JP> Hey, don't knock the bee thing until you've tried it... You can make your own honey!

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