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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/28/2005

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In the new, more sexually-open environment of today, homosexuals are accepted and are encouraged to embrace their tendencies openly and honestly.

Even nymphomaniacs and exhibitionists can publickly acknowledge their desires.

I just don't understand why *I* am still so uptight about sex. I feel so prickly about it that it feels as if I am wearing a "NO TRESPASSING" sign.

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Maybe you'd feel sexier if you scraped off all the bees.
<guyPaulo> Is it just me, or does that dude have his belly-button exposed?
<JP> Hey, don't knock the bee thing until you've tried it... You can make your own honey!

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