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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/21/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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I would like to show you my pole.

It is rock hard and waiting for you.

It is okay that you are a big girl because you are sweet.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> "Pole" Hahahaha
<ajiav> 
<0100101001> blah
<Kumiho> I found it funny, Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> It's funnier if you talk like Ahrrnold...
<0100101001> hey, yeah, it is funnier that way!
<mypalmike> Nice.
<ElvisThePelvis> Yeah, but even reading the bible is funnier if you read it like Ahrrnnnold....

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