Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/21/2005

by ElvisThePelvis

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

I would like to show you my pole.

It is rock hard and waiting for you.

It is okay that you are a big girl because you are sweet.

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 239 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:29 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:28 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:23 Caption #959

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:21 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:18 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:14 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:10 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:06 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:04 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:28:03 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:56 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:50 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:49 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:47 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:46 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:43 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:42 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:41 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:40 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:35 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:34 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:33 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:32 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:31 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:28 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:23 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:19 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:18 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:14 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:13 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:27:02 Caption #-23

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:59 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:58 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:53 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:52 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:50 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:47 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:45 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:44 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:43 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:41 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:40 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:39 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:36 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:35 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:34 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:30 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:28 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:26 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:25 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:24 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:23 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:20 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:18 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:15 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:14 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:10 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:09 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:06 Caption #-38

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:03 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:26:02 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:58 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:56 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:55 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:54 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:53 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:52 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:48 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:42 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:38 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:28 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:27 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:26 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:21 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:14 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:11 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:10 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:25:01 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:59 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:56 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:55 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:53 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:52 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:51 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:50 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:45 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:43 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:42 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:41 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:39 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:36 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:35 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:34 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:32 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:31 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:30 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:29 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:22 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:21 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:17 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:16 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:10 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:08 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:03 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:02 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:01 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:24:00 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:58 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:56 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:55 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:54 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:50 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:40 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:39 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:38 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:35 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:33 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:32 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:31 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:27 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:20 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:13 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:10 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:06 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:05 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:04 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:23:02 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:58 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:55 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:54 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:52 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:44 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:42 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:41 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:40 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:39 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:38 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:35 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:31 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:29 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:28 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:27 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:26 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:23 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:18 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:17 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:16 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:15 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:13 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:06 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:04 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:22:00 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:59 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:58 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:55 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:54 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:52 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:42 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:36 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:31 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:30 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:25 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:22 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:19 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:18 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:16 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:14 Caption #978

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:09 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:02 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:01 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:21:00 Caption #-31

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:59 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:57 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:54 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:52 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:48 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:47 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:46 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:43 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:35 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:31 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:30 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:29 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:28 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:23 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:19 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:15 Caption #-68

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:14 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:13 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:12 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:09 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:07 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:03 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:20:02 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:58 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:55 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:54 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:52 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:51 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:50 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:49 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:43 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:41 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:39 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:37 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:36 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:35 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:33 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:32 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:31 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:30 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:28 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:21 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:20 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:18 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:15 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:12 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:11 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:10 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:06 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:03 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:19:01 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:59 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:57 Caption #925

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:56 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:54 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:53 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:52 Caption #943

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:48 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:46 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:44 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:42 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:40 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:39 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:38 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:36 Caption #943

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:32 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:31 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:18:29 Caption #944

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 8 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> "Pole" Hahahaha
<ajiav>
<0100101001> blah
<Kumiho> I found it funny, Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> It's funnier if you talk like Ahrrnold...
<0100101001> hey, yeah, it is funnier that way!
<mypalmike> Nice.
<ElvisThePelvis> Yeah, but even reading the bible is funnier if you read it like Ahrrnnnold....

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post