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After an afternoon of mechano-erotic skull fucking...

I trolled Paris looking for some sluts to humiliate, but nothing I found interested me.

Luckily I ran into the Paris St Germain soccer club who were able to indulge me in a little ball-busting fetish followed by a little game of animal anus train.

Ah Paris!

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<David Byrden> Sexual perversion in France... don't expect the Republican vote.

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