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Most Emailed Photos - Pseudonyme Day - 02/25/2004 by Giacomo Crawdaddy
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"We could take up wolverine-herding," said Piglet hopefully.

"Oh dear, the wolverines would probably just eat us," remarked Pooh.


"Well, maybe we could find some hot kinky bitches? I wouldn't mind a change of scenery," Piglet suggested.

"Piglet, you know I have E.D.! Those poochies would just laugh at me," Pooh retorted.


"Well," Piglet concluded, "Now that Yahoo reports that oral sex is linked to cancer, we'll HAVE to find a new hobby, Pooh! I love lapping at your honey-stick, but it's not worth dying for!"

"Besides, you can just take some Pepto-Bismol for your E.D. and wear an adult diaper, just in case."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> This is either guyPaulo, or someone pretending to be guyPaulo, who stole guyPaulo's pseudonym.
<Mort> So basically, you are saying it could be anyone.
<Lauren> Nah... it's guy.
<mypalmike> Yeah I think it's guy.

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