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Most Emailed Photos - 01/29/2004 by mypalmike
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It was a dark and bloody whale; the guts fell in torrents--except at occasional intervals when it was mopped by a benevolent civil servant which swept up the streets (for it is in Taiwan that our scene lies),

spattering on nearby housetops,

and fiercely agitating the funky shame of the godfather who smacked around his mistress.
(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ajiav> I like the phrase, "fiercely agitating the funky shame...".
<yoyology> I like the Bulwer-Lytton reference.
<Hey, You There.> Way to put you heart and SOUL into tit.
<Hey, You There.> I meant into IT.
<Hey, You There.> Oops, wrong monkey picture. I havent quite figured this out yet, sorry.
<guyPaulo> hehe, he said "tit." hehe....
<Carol> "...dark and bloody whale" - hee hee!
...www.bulwer-lytton.com...
<Axolotl> I like the Lyttle Lytto contest: ...adamcadre.ac...

Worst one ever: The cosmonauts were transfixed with wonderment as the sun set — over the Earth — there lucklessly, untethered Comrade Todd on fire.

J. Thomson

<Mort> These are people of my writing caliber!
Very funny, thanks for the links.
Maybe we should have a bad writing day.
<3Suns> I think we should have more "theme days" in general, Mort. Like when you made it "meta day". How about "haiku day" or "action movie day" or "gross-out day"?

You should also inform people of this in big letters in your blurb. I think last time (on meta day) a few people missed thie little note in the header bar.

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