Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004

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My girlfriend told me to grow up and accept the fact that I will never be president, go to the moon or cure cancer.

I broke it off with her right there because she was always putting down my dreams and threatening to kill me.

Besides, once I cure cancer and they make me president of the moon I'll have my own harem of lunar maidens.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Apologies to Red Meat for staling the caption.
...www.redmeat.com...
<Lauren> Nothing 'stale' here, Elvis. These captions are great.
<3Suns> Hehe. Good context anyway.
<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe, steal was what I meant. I love red meat...
<apple juice is a verb>

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