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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/02/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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I travelled the globe looking for fun,
I went to Venezuela to get some sun,
It was great there, nice 'n' chilled,
But when I asked to get "stoned", I nearly got killed

I stayed in Australia a couple of weeks,
But what I saw brought a flush to my cheeks;
I camped in the outback to see the mammals,
And they were doing it like they do on the discovery channel

India was my favourite place of all,
I met a man who's moustache was six foot tall,
I said growing it like that was some sort of trick,
He said "Listen, my friend- you should see my d*ck".


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> You and me baby ain't nuthin' but mammals!
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!
Great caption, PG
<3Suns> MC Pedro in the house!
<Lauren> Phat.
<spam> omg.

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