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Most Emailed Photos - 05/17/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I picked the wrong day to stop masturbating.


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<Axolotl> Airplane?
<Lauren> Why would you pick any day to do that?
<David Byrden> HA HA
<apple juice is a verb> yes, what Lauren said. what constitutes a right day, exactly?
<ElvisThePelvis> Ummm...when your parents, in-laws, the nun who taught you in grade school and Billy Graham are all staying in your one bedroom apartment for the weekend.
<Mort> Ooo, that would make me so horny!
<ElvisThePelvis> Horny yeah, but the right day to stop masturbating for a weekend.
<Darlenenbc> You guys are not really serious
about this game are you?
I loved the Get the Picture game
on the net a few years ago
I was hoping this would be like it.

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