[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/16/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You think it's all beef,

but it's mostly something quite different.

And that children is why Ronald McDonald is locked up.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 203 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:29Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:27Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:26Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:24Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:23Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:22Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:21Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:16Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:15Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:11Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:09Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:07Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:06Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:05Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:04Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:03Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:01Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:00Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:57Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:54Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:53Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:50Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:48Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:41Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:38Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:37Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:36Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:32Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:24Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:23Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:22Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:18Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:03Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:57Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:56Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:52Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:50Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:47Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:42Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:41Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:40Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:34Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:33Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:32Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:31Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:30Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:28Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:27Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:26Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:24Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:20Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:19Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:05Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:00Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:57Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:47Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:43Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:41Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:40Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:39Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:38Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:37Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:36Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:31Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:30Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:29Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:23Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:16Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker14:16:08Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:53Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:52Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:44Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:40Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:38Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:37Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:36Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:25Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:24Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:21Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:20Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:10Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:09Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:08Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:06Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:04Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:03Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:02Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker14:15:01Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:58Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:57Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:50Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:41Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:37Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:36Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:34Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:32Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:29Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:23Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:21Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:12Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:10Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:09Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:08Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:07Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:06Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker14:14:01Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:54Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:48Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:47Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:42Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:41Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:39Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:38Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:37Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:30Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:21Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:18Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:13Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:10Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:07Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:05Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:54Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:53Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:42Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:41Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:39Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:38Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:35Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:24Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:15Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:14Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:12Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:10Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:06Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:04Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker14:12:01Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:57Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:54Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:53Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:52Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:47Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:46Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:44Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:39Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:38Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:34Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:33Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:32Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:27Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:21Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:19Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:18Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:17Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:16Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:15Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:14Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:12Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:07Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:04Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker14:11:00Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:54Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:50Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:44Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:41Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:39Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:38Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:36Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:34Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:32Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:29Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:28Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:27Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:26Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:25Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:24Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:20Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:17Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:16Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:12Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:11Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:10Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:08Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:55Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:52Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:51Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:50Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:49Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:46Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:45Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:44Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:43Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:41Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:40Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:38Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:36Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:34Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:30Caption #367

Board [Post Message]

I almost saw Troy on friday, but it was completely sold out. I've heard totally different reviews, has anyone seen it?


There are 14 messages for this day.
<Carlos E Ferrero> Concerning that "Bad Neighbor" page... there is only one thing worse than a "Bad Neighbor": a person lacking the imagination, initiative, personal resources, energy, independence or whatever, to move away from such a dump!! Anyone who feels it is unavoidable to live in such a place is pathetic wretch!!
<3Suns> I saw Troy and I thought it was great. It takes a lot of liberties with Homer, but if it was supposed to be a faithful adaptation they would have called it "The Illiad" instead of "Troy".

The fight scenes are probably the best combination I've seen of epic battles (ala Braveheart or LotR) and personal duels (ala kung fu flicks).

<guyPaulo> Troy was a great film in part because there was not a clear "good vs evil" for the battles. Agememnon was a bastard for sure, but it was easy to root for Achilles (Pitt) and Odyssious. This kind of moral reality is a nice touch. Eric Bana has a great performance as Hector, and Pitt is very believable as Achilles. Overall, the film was excellent.
<Lauren> Great captioning today, Mort.
<Mort> Thanks Lauren, I hope you are doing well today. I guess I will have to see Troy now, although I always prefered the stories of Odysseus's voyage after the war than the actual war itself.
<Lauren> Right now there are 48 Mr. Nonames on the board. Welcome and where are you all from?
<guyPaulo> Despite the no-names in the users section, the regular monkies have again succeeded in running off practically all non-reg contributors today. In my opinion, the reg monkies' captions are so good that newcomers are too intimidated to post. That, or we're all bullies.
<Axolotl> Any monkeys getting invaded by brood X cicadas yet?

We don't have them here in northern europe...

<guyPaulo> I haven't spotted any here in the Southern US. I remember them from several years back. We incorrectly called them locusts at the time. The suckers molt and shed their skin, leaving behind a really cool little copy of themselves stuck on a tree truck.
<3Suns> The cicadas are a terrorist plot. In arab countries, they're called "Al Si-Qaida".
<Kumiho> ::giggles:: no cicades here, but I was up to my eyeballs in them last summer in Korea.
<Lauren> I haven't seen any yet, but they are expected in my area, since they WERE here 17 years ago.
<Jellyloo> Ok everyone get ready...
Ok set?
MAKE THE CICADA NOISE!!!
<Suzy> i havent seen it but i am soon ill come back and tell you guys what happened!!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post