Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/16/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

You think it's all beef,

but it's mostly something quite different.

And that children is why Ronald McDonald is locked up.

(AP)

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 291 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:54 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:53 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:52 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:51 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:50 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:49 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:48 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:47 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:46 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:45 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:44 Caption #-34

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:43 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:39 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:36 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:33 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:31 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:28 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:25 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:22 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:13 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:11 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:09 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:08 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:07 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:59 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:57 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:56 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:51 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:50 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:49 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:47 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:46 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:45 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:44 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:43 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:42 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:41 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:40 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:36 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:33 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:30 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:28 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:27 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:26 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:25 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:24 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:23 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:22 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:21 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:19 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:17 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:16 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:15 Caption #951

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:14 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:13 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:12 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:11 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:10 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:08 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:06 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:01 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:00 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:52 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:51 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:50 Caption #982

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:49 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:48 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:47 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:46 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:45 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:41 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:40 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:39 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:38 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:37 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:36 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:35 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:34 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:33 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:32 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:31 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:30 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:29 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:28 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:27 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:26 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:25 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:24 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:23 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:19 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:18 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:17 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:16 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:15 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:14 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:13 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:12 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:06:11 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:58 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:53 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:49 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:48 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:47 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:46 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:45 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:44 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:43 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:42 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:41 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:38 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:34 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:31 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:19 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:17 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:11 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:10 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:08 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:07 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:06 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:05 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:04 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:03 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:05:02 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:57 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:56 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:55 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:54 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:53 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:52 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:51 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:50 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:49 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:47 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:46 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:45 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:44 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:43 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:42 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:41 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:40 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:36 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:34 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:33 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:32 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:31 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:30 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:29 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:28 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:25 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:24 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:23 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:22 Caption #882

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:16 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:08 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:07 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:06 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:05 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:04 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:03 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:02 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:01 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:04:00 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:59 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:58 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:57 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:56 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:55 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:53 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:49 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:41 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:40 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:39 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:33 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:27 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:25 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:24 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:23 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:22 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:21 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:20 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:19 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:18 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:17 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:16 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:15 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:14 Caption #988

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:13 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:12 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:11 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:10 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:09 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:08 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:05 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:03 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:03:02 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:58 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:57 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:56 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:55 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:54 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:53 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:52 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:51 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:42 Caption #954

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:35 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:34 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:33 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:30 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:28 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:23 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:22 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:21 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:20 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:17 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:15 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:10 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:09 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:08 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:02:04 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:57 Caption #912

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:56 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:56 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:54 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:49 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:48 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:47 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:46 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:44 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:41 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:36 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:31 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:30 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:29 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:14 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:09 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:08 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:07 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:04 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:03 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:02 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:01:01 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:52 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:50 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:46 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:41 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:33 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:32 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:31 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:30 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:29 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:28 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:23 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:20 Caption #8.7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:18 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:17 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:16 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:15 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:14 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:12 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:06 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:05 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:03 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:02 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:01 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:59 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:54 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:51 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:50 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:49 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:48 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:45 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:43 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:40 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:39 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:38 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:37 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:36 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:35 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:34 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:33 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:21 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:19 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:17 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:16 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:15 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:14 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:13 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:11 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:07 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:04 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:01 Caption #231

Board

[Post Message]

I almost saw Troy on friday, but it was completely sold out. I've heard totally different reviews, has anyone seen it?

There are 14 messages for this day.

<Carlos E Ferrero> Concerning that "Bad Neighbor" page... there is only one thing worse than a "Bad Neighbor": a person lacking the imagination, initiative, personal resources, energy, independence or whatever, to move away from such a dump!! Anyone who feels it is unavoidable to live in such a place is pathetic wretch!!

<3Suns> I saw Troy and I thought it was great. It takes a lot of liberties with Homer, but if it was supposed to be a faithful adaptation they would have called it "The Illiad" instead of "Troy".

The fight scenes are probably the best combination I've seen of epic battles (ala Braveheart or LotR) and personal duels (ala kung fu flicks).

<guyPaulo> Troy was a great film in part because there was not a clear "good vs evil" for the battles. Agememnon was a bastard for sure, but it was easy to root for Achilles (Pitt) and Odyssious. This kind of moral reality is a nice touch. Eric Bana has a great performance as Hector, and Pitt is very believable as Achilles. Overall, the film was excellent.

<Lauren> Great captioning today, Mort.

<Mort> Thanks Lauren, I hope you are doing well today. I guess I will have to see Troy now, although I always prefered the stories of Odysseus's voyage after the war than the actual war itself.

<Lauren> Right now there are 48 Mr. Nonames on the board. Welcome and where are you all from?

<guyPaulo> Despite the no-names in the users section, the regular monkies have again succeeded in running off practically all non-reg contributors today. In my opinion, the reg monkies' captions are so good that newcomers are too intimidated to post. That, or we're all bullies.

<Axolotl> Any monkeys getting invaded by brood X cicadas yet?

We don't have them here in northern europe...

<guyPaulo> I haven't spotted any here in the Southern US. I remember them from several years back. We incorrectly called them locusts at the time. The suckers molt and shed their skin, leaving behind a really cool little copy of themselves stuck on a tree truck.

<3Suns> The cicadas are a terrorist plot. In arab countries, they're called "Al Si-Qaida".

<Kumiho> ::giggles:: no cicades here, but I was up to my eyeballs in them last summer in Korea.

<Lauren> I haven't seen any yet, but they are expected in my area, since they WERE here 17 years ago.

<Jellyloo> Ok everyone get ready...
Ok set?
MAKE THE CICADA NOISE!!!

<Suzy> i havent seen it but i am soon ill come back and tell you guys what happened!!

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post