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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/20/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Soft Porn Stories:

We lazed in the warm tub with her hand caressing my manhood like soap.

She was hot, not hot like internet porn hot, but...

...hot like S&M with elves.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<yoyology> This reminds me of that really stupid short film on MTV with Pauly Shore. The one that was supposed to be a "video" for his song "Lisa, Lisa"? The one big hairy guy says something like, "I love you, little guy, but not in a gay way. In a prison way."
<Lauren> 
<mypalmike> "Caressing my manhood like soap".

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