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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/13/2004

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I never wanted to be a lingerie model! I spent five ghastly years at the academy flaunting the same old breasts, shaking the same old booty!

Now I should follow my true calling...I have always.... wanted to...be...an...an...a-

AN ANTEATER!!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> AHAHAHAH!!!
<obtuse> This is much better than the "Joe Millionaire finds true love with the biologist who refused to participate in the swimsuit contest, so they run away to run away to research the polar anteater" crap I thought of this morning.

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