Hi, I'm James Brown, spokesperson for the Has-been Rockers fund. When you send us your $30 a month, I can promise you it won't be wasted on poverty-stricken foreigners. |
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No, it will be used to fund programs right here at home. Like the "Tunnel of Love" secret underground hydroponic farm, which produces enough marijuana to keep over 1000 ex-rockstars in the perpetual stupor they have come to rely on. |
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The number of has-been rockers is growing every day. Won't you please help? Call now! |
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