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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004

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"Truly, the wish-granting platinum diamond-encrusted Hello, Kitty is a curse and not a blessing," the old woman said. I didn't know how right she was.

For instance: When I wished for girls, I got STDs in mesh and short-shorts.

When I wished for fame, I became another lousy SNL alumni. Remember kids, when the old woman asks you if you want to see her pussy, say "NO!" and run.

---Love, Rob

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(Fashion Wire Daily)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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