[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

"Truly, the wish-granting platinum diamond-encrusted Hello, Kitty is a curse and not a blessing," the old woman said. I didn't know how right she was.

For instance: When I wished for girls, I got STDs in mesh and short-shorts.

When I wished for fame, I became another lousy SNL alumni. Remember kids, when the old woman asks you if you want to see her pussy, say "NO!" and run.

---Love, Rob

(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 41 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:09Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:08Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:07Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:06Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:05Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:04Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:03Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:59Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:55Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:53Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:51Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:50Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:48Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:47Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:44Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:43Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:42Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:41Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:40Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:39Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:38Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:37Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:36Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:35Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:33Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:31Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:28Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:27Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:26Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:25Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:24Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:23Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:22Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:21Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:20Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:17Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:14Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:13Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:11Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:09Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:08Caption #478

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 3 comments for this caption.

<3Suns> More words of wisdom.
<Lauren> Very nice linkage. Very nice.
<Carol> And profound!

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post