"Truly, the wish-granting platinum diamond-encrusted Hello, Kitty is a curse and not a blessing," the old woman said. I didn't know how right she was. |
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For instance: When I wished for girls, I got STDs in mesh and short-shorts. |
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When I wished for fame, I became another lousy SNL alumni. Remember kids, when the old woman asks you if you want to see her pussy, say "NO!" and run. ---Love, Rob |
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