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Hey Courtney! Did you hear about the creation of Fermonic Condensate? Its the sixth form of matter and a real scientific breakthrough in providing a new type of quantum mechanical behavior.

Yeach...I am doll parts ....(slur)girl with most cake..(garbles)..miss world...malibu..f*ck me good...BITCH....where's my cigarettes d*ckhead?

Nevermind. God, you give drugs a bad name you worthless slut.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> 
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Pedro Gonzales> Yeah, we finally get round to talking theoretical physics! Who would like to begin the discussion on why the term fermionic condensate is in effect an oxymoron?
<3Suns> Wow, I never knew James Brown was such an academic...
<Lauren> Gosh, back in the -- well, let's just say quite a few years ago -- I was a physics major. You stop paying attention for 9 years and they come up with not one, but TWO new kinds of matter (fermionic condensate and Bose-Einstein condensate). WTF!
<guyPaulo> I must admit, in the spirit of academic fairness, that I copied the yahoo story directly and have a grasp on only about 10% of the words in that article.
<Jmofwiw> "Fermonic Condensate," rates right up there with "Illudium Q-38 Space Modulator," as scientific terms that are fun to say. It sounds like something Christopher Lloyd would use to cool his DeLorian Time Machine.
<mypalmike> I think I have some fermonic condensate on my windshield.
<Mort> Eurika! I have discovered a 7th form of matter! I call it Monkiecaption condensate. Captions contain lesser or greater densities of this matter, the greater the density of Monkiecaption condensate the more it's gravity attracts the tiny massless Comentron particles.
<guyPaulo> Interesting Mort. It also seems that size of the subatomic user-log is directly proportional to the density of the condensate. Hhmmmm, this has some fascinating ramifications in the field of beaver mating behavior......
<yoyology> hehehe. You said "beaver".
<Lauren> now, boys...
<guyPaulo> Geek joke: A ionized glucose molecule in an endothermic state of orbital entropy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a cylohexane suspension of hydrocarbons with a sucrose bond. When the bartender ask the molecule how he'll pay, he says "Charge it!" HAHAHAHHAHAH!!
<guyPaulo> Lauren, what are you doing out this late?

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