Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

Hey Courtney! Did you hear about the creation of Fermonic Condensate? Its the sixth form of matter and a real scientific breakthrough in providing a new type of quantum mechanical behavior.

Yeach...I am doll parts ....(slur)girl with most cake..(garbles)..miss world...malibu..f*ck me good...BITCH....where's my cigarettes d*ckhead?

Nevermind. God, you give drugs a bad name you worthless slut.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 217 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:57 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:55 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:53 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:52 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:49 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:48 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:47 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:46 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:45 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:44 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:43 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:42 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:38 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:36 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:32 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:30 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:29 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:28 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:27 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:26 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:21 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:15 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:09 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:03 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:02 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:01 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:47 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:44 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:39 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:34 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:33 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:29 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:28 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:27 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:25 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:24 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:23 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:20 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:20 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:18 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:14 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:09 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:06 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:05 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:04 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:59 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:57 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:56 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:55 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:54 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:53 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:50 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:49 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:48 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:45 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:44 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:43 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:39 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:38 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:35 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:34 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:32 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:31 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:30 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:29 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:26 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:25 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:24 Caption #900

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:21 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:20 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:15 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:14 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:13 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:09 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:08 Caption #939

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:07 Caption #972

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:05 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:04 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:03 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:00 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:59 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:57 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:56 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:55 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:52 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:50 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:46 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:38 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:37 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:34 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:22 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:21 Caption #887

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:20 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:19 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:18 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:15 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:11 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:07 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:04 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:59 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:55 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:52 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:51 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:42 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:41 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:40 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:36 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:26 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:24 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:23 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:22 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:16 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:10 Caption #889

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:09 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:04 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:52 Caption #965

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:51 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:50 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:42 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:37 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:33 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:32 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:31 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:28 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:25 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:15 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:13 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:11 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:07 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:06 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:05 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:04 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:59 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:58 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:50 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:49 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:48 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:47 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:45 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:41 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:40 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:39 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:31 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:30 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:17 Caption #960

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:15 Caption #943

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:07 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:04 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:02 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:00 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:54 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:53 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:52 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:48 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:46 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:43 Caption #-36

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:42 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:41 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:39 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:34 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:32 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:19 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:07 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:06 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:05 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:00 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:55 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:54 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:52 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:51 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:49 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:45 Caption #-18

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:36 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:34 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:33 Caption #-16

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:31 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:30 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:29 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:28 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:27 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:22 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:20 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:19 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:18 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:05 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:02 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:59 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:58 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:57 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:56 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:49 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:48 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:44 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:43 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:42 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:41 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:40 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:39 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:38 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:34 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:33 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:28 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:23 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:21 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:20 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:19 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:18 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:14 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:13 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:09 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:08 Caption #938

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:05 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:03 Caption #953

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:02 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:19:00 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:58 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:18:57 Caption #192

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 13 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo>
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Pedro Gonzales> Yeah, we finally get round to talking theoretical physics! Who would like to begin the discussion on why the term fermionic condensate is in effect an oxymoron?
<3Suns> Wow, I never knew James Brown was such an academic...
<Lauren> Gosh, back in the -- well, let's just say quite a few years ago -- I was a physics major. You stop paying attention for 9 years and they come up with not one, but TWO new kinds of matter (fermionic condensate and Bose-Einstein condensate). WTF!
<guyPaulo> I must admit, in the spirit of academic fairness, that I copied the yahoo story directly and have a grasp on only about 10% of the words in that article.
<Jmofwiw> "Fermonic Condensate," rates right up there with "Illudium Q-38 Space Modulator," as scientific terms that are fun to say. It sounds like something Christopher Lloyd would use to cool his DeLorian Time Machine.
<mypalmike> I think I have some fermonic condensate on my windshield.
<Mort> Eurika! I have discovered a 7th form of matter! I call it Monkiecaption condensate. Captions contain lesser or greater densities of this matter, the greater the density of Monkiecaption condensate the more it's gravity attracts the tiny massless Comentron particles.
<guyPaulo> Interesting Mort. It also seems that size of the subatomic user-log is directly proportional to the density of the condensate. Hhmmmm, this has some fascinating ramifications in the field of beaver mating behavior......
<yoyology> hehehe. You said "beaver".
<Lauren> now, boys...
<guyPaulo> Geek joke: A ionized glucose molecule in an endothermic state of orbital entropy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a cylohexane suspension of hydrocarbons with a sucrose bond. When the bartender ask the molecule how he'll pay, he says "Charge it!" HAHAHAHHAHAH!!
<guyPaulo> Lauren, what are you doing out this late?

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post