In a surprising policy change yesterday, Satan announced the creation of Circle 2 1/2, for those who worshipped false idols, |
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coveted their neighbor's wives, and/or made bad comedy movies. Sufferers will be made to wear painful nipple jewelry while enduring public humiliation. |
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The jewelry, gaining public recognition via eternally condemned Janet Jackson and Rob Schneider, are already becoming a hip fashion trend. |
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