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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/23/2004

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Like a sentence to death
I've got no options left
I've got nothing to show now

I'm down on the ground
I've got seconds to live
And you can't go now

Cause love, like a knife in the back, has cut me down and I'm bleeding - yeah, I'm bleeding

And if you go, furious angels will run to defend me - to defend me

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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