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Some people call me the space cowboy;
Some call me the gangster of love;
Some people call me Maurice,
Cause' I speak of the pompetous of love.

[Yeah, it's all about me.]


People talk about me baby,
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong,
But don't you worry baby, don't worry
Cause' I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Ah the eternal question rages: WTF is a 'pompetous' and does it really matter? SMB rocks!
<3Suns> Excellent! Today seems pretty conducive to the "song lyric" caption.
<Axolotl> ...www.straightdope.com...

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