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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/02/2003

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Yes I love the pussy...

Yes I chase it like a dog...

But NO I am not a dyke!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<TJ Eckleburg> This is great. Very good narrative, and the last panel is a killer.
<yoyology> It took me a moment to connect it to Liv, because Bloom's tummy so dominates the shot, but that is a great caption set, baby! You go!
<Mort> Yes this is excellent. I don't think the 'dyke' is only reference a Liv, it's also a reference to the dutch boy who stopped a flood by putting his finger in the hole of a dyke.
...www.pantheon.org...
<Axolotl> Why post another set of captions after this? I think we have a winner!
<ElvisThePelvis> How deep does this rabbit hole go?
<TJ Eckleburg> I dunno nothing about Liv, I was thinking Dutch boy all the way. Elvis operates on so many levels, it blows my mind.
Winner! Winner! Winner!
<guyPaulo> Damn it, this is too good. Elvis deserves to win.
<ElvisThePelvis> Blush...but I was referring to the guy in the jimmy hat in front of Liv. But the Liv and dutch reference are funny too ;)
<mypalmike> I'm not sure why people are treating this caption like it's freakin' Shakespeare. :)
<yoyology> Yea verily, I doth chase that pussy like yon big dog, but forsooth, I be not one of Sappho's race!
<ElvisThePelvis> No shakespeare, but a slow caption day where the mediocre bubbles to the top :)
<mypalmike> I guess it's actually growing on me. When you read through 15 or so of these things, you get a bit jaded.
<ElvisThePelvis> yoyology, that caption should have won :)

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