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Most Emailed Photos - 07/22/2004 by guyPaulo
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This week at MEP sucked!

First, these scandelous rumors about my supposed hetrosexuality and (gasp)marriage(!) have sent me into a tizzy. I could BARELY bring myself to attend the Mugatu SummerHat Fashion Show.

Then, my favorite cock-ring snapped in two in mid-coitus! I was SOOOO mad that I totally missed Wednesday's contest!

(Fernando is still hoping the other half comes out in his stool some day....)

The only thing to do now is drink away my sorrows.

Ahhhhhh.....sweet, sweet liquor. How it eases the pain....

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> Aww... we feel your pain. (But not Fernado's.)
<ElvisThePelvis> Why did you tell everyone your pet name for me is Fernando??!?!?! That's it, we are soooooo over.
<superwoman biatch> Oh, so that is where you were the other night guyP....with Elvis..? Oh I see, so that's how you want to be?!!
<mypalmike> Wow.
<guyPaulo> Mugatu's new "Delelict" campaign was absolutely fabulous, by the way.

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