[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004 by Kumiho, Captured
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Never! Not even if you torture me with large eared mice trained to bite me-

Or ride me harder than two baboons-

Not even Mr. Fluffy's special interogation techniques will get the MEP passward from me!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> There's a MEP password??? I KNEW you imaculate fiends were hiding something from me!!!
<Kumiho> I'm super clean now?
<Kumiho> Immaculate
Adjective
1. Completely neat and clean; "the apartment was immaculate"; "in her immaculate white uniform"; "a spick-and-span kitchen"; "their spic red-visored caps".

2. Free from stain or blemish.

3. Without fault or error; "faultless logic"; "speaks impeccable French"; "timing and technique were immaculate"; "an immaculate record

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