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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/25/2004 by Axolotl
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Brought out of hidin by federal forces, the non-linking newbie was exposed to the public.

It was Courtney all along!

Humbled by her inability to form a coherent story from three more or less random pictures, she is ready to take the punishment:

Asking for forgivness in the submissive caption monkey pose as proscribed in the Book of Mort!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ajiav> 
<3Suns> That's it Courtney, both legs up! Where's your precious Dave Barry now??
<Kumiho> LOL
<Carol> 
<ElvisThePelvis> Non-linking newbies...

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