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Most Emailed Photos - 03/11/2004 by guyPaulo
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I SHOULD take advantage of the great size of this photo to write a really long caption.

But what would be the point?

Several other monkies are WAY better than me at that caption-as-art thing, so my attempt would just look stupid and derivative anyway. I need to strive for more original content and let guys like yoyo handle the ASCII art stuff in captions (like his peeing cat the other week). Maybe I should go for a high-brow approach to content and write a witty, sofisticated joke for the last box. Alright! Here it goes....

"If spongebob had explosive diarrhea, wouldn't his super absorbant body just soak it back up as the liquid sh*t passed through his colon, creating a never-ending cycle of fecal repetition with half-digested Mexican food slowly oozing out of his pores?"

Score!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Sorry, I'm in one of those moods today...
<Jmofwiw> I must be, too. It made me laugh.
<ElvisThePelvis> That made me spit diet coke...
<Zebra Girl> ::snickers:: I like!
<ElvisThePelvis> Poor Patrick would have to live with the smell.
<mypalmike> Poor spongebob.
<Zebra Girl> Patrick doen't have a nose.
<Mark> Spongbob Fullpants

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