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Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Plechazunga
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Thank Gorf it's Friday! Plech's tummy getting squeezy-queezy from dese furry animals pixshers.

O NOoooo!! Now too late!! Plech bein' very VERY sick now!!! [blauauaughghgh!!!!]

[pant whoof pant!] So dizzy now . . . . huh? Plech seein' angel critters comin' - all look like dat Lauren critter!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Stormi> Poor Plech.
<Lauren> Plech need glasses. Second from left no look lauren-ish at all.
<Stormi> Somehow, I have a hard time imagining Lauren as either second from left or far right... they both look like drag queens to me.
<Lauren> Stormi, the sad thing is, on a bad day, with a bad photographer, we can all look like the one on the far right.
<Pedro Gonzales> Maybe I'm desperate (which I usually am), but if Lauren looked like any of the angels in cap. 3, I would like that very much....
<Stormi> Lauren... Not even with a good photographer on an extraordinary will I ever look like any of them... I haven't the boobs for it.
<guyPaulo> I'm TOTALLY not gay, but if that one on the far right is a drag-queen, then I might have to ...you know... grin-and-bear-it. Just so that I could show him/her off to my friends. Same thing for the second from left model too.

Now excuse me while I go exfoliate and moisturize.

<ElvisThePelvis> metrosexual...
<Mort> Well the second from the left is Tyra Banks. Who some people say is attractive.

The far right girl is Gisele Bundchen, who is from Brazil, which explains why Guy likes her.

<JulieK> I wonder if she could breathe with her boobies all smooshed like that?
<Jellyloo> Breathing is overrated.
(and the fans rush the field....)
<mypalmike> Smooshed boobies are highlyrated.
<Mort> Oops my bad the far right is - Adriana Lima of Brazil
<mypalmike> Bastard!
<guyPaulo> Mort thinks I'm from Brazil?
<mypalmike> Sao Paulo, Guy Paulo... What's the f*cking diff?
<Mort> Well you always appreciated the brazilian girls in the past.
<guyPaulo> Mike: The difference is that Sao Paulo is a city, and Guy Paulo is a person, ME! I am not a country.

Mort: Booty is an international language...

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