Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/20/2004

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

Monkie 1: God dang it! You've been watching too much "Queer Eye for the Straight Macaque!" Stop touching my f*cking leg with that "soap!!!"

Monkie 2: But according to the internet, 65% of all primates have a homosexual experience at least once in their lives! Come on! Anyway, i'ts trendy now....

Monkie 1: Well alright. Go ahead and "stick your happy little gnome in the groove of my chocolate railroad track until he vomits yogurt." But just this one time!

(AP)

(Booble.com)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 42 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:18 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:17 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:16 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:15 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:14 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:13 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:12 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:11 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:10 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:08 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:07 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:04 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:03 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:02 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:01 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:07:00 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:58 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:57 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:56 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:55 Caption #917

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:54 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:53 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:52 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:51 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:50 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:49 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:48 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:47 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:46 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:45 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:44 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:43 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:42 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:41 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:40 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:39 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:38 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:37 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:36 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:35 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:34 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:06:33 Caption #253

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 11 comments for this caption.

<infosponge> I don't know if I should laugh or vomit. :-)
<yoyology> I'm sorry, but that was just disgusting. There's a fine line between amusing innuendo and distasteful imagery, and you crossed it somewhere around the Pennsylvania Station.
<Pedro Gonzales> perhaps I'm sicker than yoyo, but the line is still a couple of inches in front for me
<No one in particular> Ok, I am vomiting.
<Lauren> Hey, I'm more easily offended than some and I still see the humor in this one... but I know guy can do better, if only he tries.
And info, will you vomit yogurt? Eww...
<guyPaulo> I ok with yoyo's judgement. I wrote this as a last hurray for the vile captions Elvis and I started yesterday (and elvis's ode to brotherly love in the tub as WAY grosser that this).
<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe...don't bring me into your sick little captions...wait, what am I saying...this rocks!!!...and its still pretty far away from my line...
<Axolotl> You sick little monkey! Excellent!
<mypalmike> Please Mort, don't let this one win!!! (Oh yeah, nice one by the way.)
<Axolotl> C'mon! He's at least worth an honorable mention just for the 'vomit yoghurt' part!
<MLimburg> It's got my sick little vote

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post