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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/20/2004

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Monkie 1: God dang it! You've been watching too much "Queer Eye for the Straight Macaque!" Stop touching my f*cking leg with that "soap!!!"

Monkie 2: But according to the internet, 65% of all primates have a homosexual experience at least once in their lives! Come on! Anyway, i'ts trendy now....

Monkie 1: Well alright. Go ahead and "stick your happy little gnome in the groove of my chocolate railroad track until he vomits yogurt." But just this one time!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<infosponge> I don't know if I should laugh or vomit. :-)
<yoyology> I'm sorry, but that was just disgusting. There's a fine line between amusing innuendo and distasteful imagery, and you crossed it somewhere around the Pennsylvania Station.
<Pedro Gonzales> perhaps I'm sicker than yoyo, but the line is still a couple of inches in front for me
<No one in particular> Ok, I am vomiting.
<Lauren> Hey, I'm more easily offended than some and I still see the humor in this one... but I know guy can do better, if only he tries.
And info, will you vomit yogurt? Eww...
<guyPaulo> I ok with yoyo's judgement. I wrote this as a last hurray for the vile captions Elvis and I started yesterday (and elvis's ode to brotherly love in the tub as WAY grosser that this).
<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe...don't bring me into your sick little captions...wait, what am I saying...this rocks!!!...and its still pretty far away from my line...
<Axolotl> You sick little monkey! Excellent!
<mypalmike> Please Mort, don't let this one win!!! (Oh yeah, nice one by the way.)
<Axolotl> C'mon! He's at least worth an honorable mention just for the 'vomit yoghurt' part!
<MLimburg> It's got my sick little vote

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