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Most Emailed Photos - 01/11/2004 by yoyology
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Despite the fact that I'm always eating (or perhaps because of it)....

...I am constantly starved for affection and attention of all kinds, even simple animal attraction.

That's why I spend all my time online as a total caption whore.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Hah! With four posts today myself, I think I'm a bit of a slut myself...

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