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Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 05/12/2004 by Lauren
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Year: 4-6-6-7
Transport to: near Elmira
Year: 3-1-1-9

Back in time we went
More than fifteen hundred years
To quite an odd place

Where it all began
First Cherry Two Thousand made
Need replacement parts
(AP)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> You could do worse than getting replacement parts from her...
<jesse> your vergina is so sexy and i know that because we have had sex and it was very nice! i love you! we are gay you sun of a bitch!did you know that my ass is hairy you fucking bitch!
<sup> lol

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