Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004

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"OMG!!!! WTF is this weird red growth under my bottom lip! OUCH!!!"

"Oh Sh*t!! There's a recangle-shaped red thing over my top lip too! ARRGGG! GOD IT BURNS LIKE FIRE! What's going on here?!?!"

The koalas cackled with sadisitc glee. Their genetically engineered, fast-spreading retrovirus, "Herpes Maximus" would soon rid all of Australia of those pesky humans, leaving them Supreme Overlords over their arch enemies: the kangaroos.

Of course, "Pouch Fever" would soon take care of those hyperactive bastards too.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Bathroom Mania)

(AFP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Pedro Gonzales> Ha ha- wasn't he the guy from Gladiator?! Herpes Maximus Decimus Meridius...
<Lauren> Excellent!
<Kumiho> Awesome! I like it!
<3Suns> Note to self: no more oral sex with koalas!
<ajiav> LOL, guy and 3suns

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