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Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by guyPaulo
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"OMG!!!! WTF is this weird red growth under my bottom lip! OUCH!!!"

"Oh Sh*t!! There's a recangle-shaped red thing over my top lip too! ARRGGG! GOD IT BURNS LIKE FIRE! What's going on here?!?!"

The koalas cackled with sadisitc glee. Their genetically engineered, fast-spreading retrovirus, "Herpes Maximus" would soon rid all of Australia of those pesky humans, leaving them Supreme Overlords over their arch enemies: the kangaroos.

Of course, "Pouch Fever" would soon take care of those hyperactive bastards too.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Pedro Gonzales> Ha ha- wasn't he the guy from Gladiator?! Herpes Maximus Decimus Meridius...
<Lauren> Excellent!
<Kumiho> Awesome! I like it!
<3Suns> Note to self: no more oral sex with koalas!
<ajiav> LOL, guy and 3suns

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