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Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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My desire for fame burned like a molten lava ball in my stomach. I am so much cuter than the Koala but nobody seems to notice.

Sadly, my lazy-ass, panda lethargy paralyzed me and prevented me from acheiving the renown I knew I was due.

So I hired a bald eunuch to carry me around door-to-door so I could build my fan base.

In fact, this week I will be appearing on MEP in a starring role.

Take that Mr. Cute Koala!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 5 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Excellent, but I still think the koalas are cuter.
<ElvisThePelvis> Get back in jail, they are waiting for you in the showers :)
<3Suns> As Dave Barry once said, women in prison must be the cleanest people on earth, since they're always taking showers...
<mypalmike> This is a koala-tee caption.
<ajiav> 

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