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Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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My desire for fame burned like a molten lava ball in my stomach. I am so much cuter than the Koala but nobody seems to notice.

Sadly, my lazy-ass, panda lethargy paralyzed me and prevented me from acheiving the renown I knew I was due.

So I hired a bald eunuch to carry me around door-to-door so I could build my fan base.

In fact, this week I will be appearing on MEP in a starring role.

Take that Mr. Cute Koala!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 5 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Excellent, but I still think the koalas are cuter.
<ElvisThePelvis> Get back in jail, they are waiting for you in the showers :)
<3Suns> As Dave Barry once said, women in prison must be the cleanest people on earth, since they're always taking showers...
<mypalmike> This is a koala-tee caption.
<ajiav> 

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