My desire for fame burned like a molten lava ball in my stomach. I am so much cuter than the Koala but nobody seems to notice.
Sadly, my lazy-ass, panda lethargy paralyzed me and prevented me from acheiving the renown I knew I was due.
So I hired a bald eunuch to carry me around door-to-door so I could build my fan base.
In fact, this week I will be appearing on MEP in a starring role.
Take that Mr. Cute Koala!
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The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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