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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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So as the star gets closer to the black hole the immense gravity starts to attract matter, and we see a so-called accretion disc of spiralling...

Ah shit, I'm gettin' bored of this research. Time to surf the web and get rid of all my frustrations ...

Yeah!

Now were talking, I can feel the blood rushing down to the old boy already. Time for something harder to satisfy that closet gay streak ... hairy... bear... sex

Shit!

Fucking Google...

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<mypalmike> I have no idea why you would type "hairy bear sex" into google, unless you wanted to see hairy bear sex. But it's funny nonetheless.
<Pedro Gonzales> You may wonder why I know this, but big bearded homosexual europeans clad in leather etc. call themselves "bears". Especially Germans. And Austrians. I'm sure they span the globe
<guyPaulo> Uhmmmm, I don't think I would have fessed up to that knowledge, PG.
<ElvisThePelvis> I once had a web cam. One of my friends submitted it to a site that specialized in hairy bear gay porn. My hit count went through the roof. Strange emails started coming in. I no longer have a web cam.
<3Suns> I'm going to Austria next month. Now I'm scared...
<Lauren> I wouldn't know about hairy bear sex, but I still like it.
<Mort> In San Fran I often saw big bears walk around town with little bears.
<Carol> I like the educational captions.

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