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Most Emailed Photos - 01/14/2004 by Lauren
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The room steward guy from The Village People entertained us while we waited in line to use the Ladies' Room.

We discoed until all our joints were stiff and we couldn't stand up straight, but the line wasn't moving.

When we finally got inside, I noticed that the girl in front of me had skid marks on her panties that looked amazingly like President Bush.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> That's a pretty raunchy last caption there Lauren... I misunderestimated you!
<Lauren> This is a mistake people often make about me, 3Suns. They are often surprised at the depths to which I can sink...
<guyPaulo> You can never go wrong with a joke about skid marks and President Bush.

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