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Most Emailed Photos - 11/28/2004 by Mort
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Scientists at Little Sausage University --using monkeys as test subjects-- have proven that drinking coke causes shrinkage of the manhood.

While most women tell their loved ones that size does not matter...

no lady really wants to lie down with a 'little man'.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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