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Most Emailed Photos - 05/02/2004

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In a flash if divine bling-bling, God appeared before a packed church audience last week and proclaimed his presence in the modern world.

Throngs of followers flocked to the scene, where the Lord God commanded them all to "THROW THEY HANDS IN THA AIR, AND WAVE 'EM 'ROUND LIKE THEY JUST DON'T CARE!"

Also, God decreed that "for the record, 'spanking your monkie' is a perfectly normal activity for teenage boys."

However, this liberating mandate was misunderstood by some non-American people, much to the misfortune of primates everywhere.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Kumiho> you win. LOL

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