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Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003 by guyPaulo
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Things look bad for the democracy. Most people polled would rather vote for this season's "Animal Idol" winner than vote in the presidential election.

Global warming remains a top issue for Democrats. Apparently all that's left of Santa's northpole workshop is a lone, floating red cap, shown here intangling the face of a hapless beluga whale. It will slowly die of starvation while Rebulicans insist that non-biodegradible polyester caps are not harmful to the environment.

Still, the only way for Dean to win would be for Bush to get caught in a love-affair with a cross dressing Dick Chenney and have Laura hit him in the face on national TV.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> I know they're long captions, but I can't help it.

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