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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/12/2003

by apple juice is a verb

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"ooooh...c'mon baby...i want all your big, strong, throbbing votes...give them all to me...i can take them... or maybe you don't believe me?"

"no, i believe you---it's just that i'm pretty capable when it comes to self-satisfaction---so your innuendo doesn't really appeal to me as a voter. sorry. but---

"---I think you should meet my roommate. Last year her boyfriend left her for this beautiful Vietnamese girl, and she hasn't 'voted' for anyone since. I think it would be good for her, she needs to know that there are other candidates out there. Hurt her feelings, though, and I will kick your ass."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<apple juice is a verb> it's a little wordy, i know...
<Mort> Just a tad young apple juice...
<Bolsach> got lost towards the end

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