"ooooh...c'mon baby...i want all your big, strong, throbbing votes...give them all to me...i can take them... or maybe you don't believe me?" |
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"no, i believe you---it's just that i'm pretty capable when it comes to self-satisfaction---so your innuendo doesn't really appeal to me as a voter. sorry. but--- |
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"---I think you should meet my roommate. Last year her boyfriend left her for this beautiful Vietnamese girl, and she hasn't 'voted' for anyone since. I think it would be good for her, she needs to know that there are other candidates out there. Hurt her feelings, though, and I will kick your ass." |
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