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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/12/2003 by apple juice is a verb
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"ooooh...c'mon baby...i want all your big, strong, throbbing votes...give them all to me...i can take them... or maybe you don't believe me?"

"no, i believe you---it's just that i'm pretty capable when it comes to self-satisfaction---so your innuendo doesn't really appeal to me as a voter. sorry. but---

"---I think you should meet my roommate. Last year her boyfriend left her for this beautiful Vietnamese girl, and she hasn't 'voted' for anyone since. I think it would be good for her, she needs to know that there are other candidates out there. Hurt her feelings, though, and I will kick your ass."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<apple juice is a verb> it's a little wordy, i know...
<Mort> Just a tad young apple juice...
<Bolsach> got lost towards the end

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