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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/14/2005 by mypalmike
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Wednesday is Butt Day.

A competition to see who can ride a bike naked in these photographs.

The winning alternative will become the caption for whenever Mort gets around to it.

You have until 2pm PST Wednesday to enter as many children as you like.

At Mort's whim PST the winner will be revealed.

Voting will not affect the results, money and ballot stuffing will definitely help decide the winner.

So alternatiphize, vote and leave comments.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<JP> 
<JP> Ooops, I meant to say, "Monkey flashing Satanic gang sign." (Slayer!!)
<Lauren> Of course you know that we will all be mocking you when Mort names you the whiner (whoops, I mean winner) for this week.
<Mort> I was just waiting for a good enough caption to post. I gave up and posted this one anyway.
<Lauren> Job well done, Mort. While attempting to strike back at MPM's Mort-bashing caption, you have managed to cast aspersions at the efforts of all of other caption monkeys.

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