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The American Team trains for the Olympic Cock Swallowing competition.

Stretch, Open, Stretch, move balls, Stretch, Open, Stretch, move balls

Meanwhile, the fluff girls prepare the....equipment....for this stunning spectacle of a sport.

The American Men's Team champion, Big Gay Ed, has his own routine he follows to warm up.

Plus, the bread soaks up the accidental semen injections.

(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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