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Most Emailed Photos - 08/19/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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The American Team trains for the Olympic Cock Swallowing competition.

Stretch, Open, Stretch, move balls, Stretch, Open, Stretch, move balls


Meanwhile, the fluff girls prepare the....equipment....for this stunning spectacle of a sport.

The American Men's Team champion, Big Gay Ed, has his own routine he follows to warm up.

Plus, the bread soaks up the accidental semen injections.

(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> It is late, and I love italics.
<David Byrden> Blowing toast out my nose!
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