[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/03/2004 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Okay, let me get this straight---

I got in trouble for having those girlie magazines under my bed...

...and I got a beating for hugging a boy.

But you look the other way when the pastor touches me?
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 97 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:29Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:28Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:27Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:26Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:25Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:24Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:23Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:22Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:21Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:20Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:19Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:18Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:16Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:14Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:13Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:12Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:11Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:10Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:09Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:08Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:07Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:06Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:05Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:04Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:03Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:02Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:01Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:00Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:58Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:56Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:55Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:54Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:53Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:52Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:51Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:50Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:49Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:48Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:47Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:46Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:45Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:44Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:40Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:37Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:36Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:34Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:33Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:32Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:31Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:30Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:28Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:27Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:26Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:25Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:24Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:23Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:21Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:20Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:19Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:17Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:16Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:14Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:12Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:10Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:09Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:08Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:07Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:06Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:05Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:04Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:03Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:02Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:01Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:00Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:59Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:57Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:55Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:53Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:52Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:50Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:49Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:48Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:47Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:46Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:45Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:44Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:43Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:42Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:41Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:40Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:39Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:38Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:37Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:34Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:33Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:32Caption #74

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 7 comments for this caption.

<superwoman biatch> YUCK...but I like it!
<superwoman biatch> (I like)The caption that is....not the f*cking toothless bastard of a pastor touching you...that is just wrong and gross!
<ajiav> I live in Missouri, and the majority of voters decided yesterday that an amendment to our constitution banning gay marriage would be a good idea.

At the same time, in a town not too far from me, there is a preacher who really seems guilty of molesting a 14-year-old boy. But in the paper, everyone is all "But I know him! He isn't the type to do this! He is a good family man!"

I am wondering under what kind of family values my fellow Missourians are looking to preserve, exactly.

What kind of buttsex is the right kind? I am so confused.

<ElvisThePelvis> Ahhh, but now that preacher cannot marry the 14-year-old boy, so the Religious Right should be happy with the situation.
<ElvisThePelvis> I forgot the 40 oz. for my homey.
<JSchmitt> Is this why they call it the "Show Me" state? Because they didn't get it the first time around?
<mypalmike> A priest from the church I went to as a kid in is in jail for life for that. Half the parish believed him, the other half believed the dozen or so kids who came forwards.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post