[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/03/2004 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Okay, let me get this straight---

I got in trouble for having those girlie magazines under my bed...

...and I got a beating for hugging a boy.

But you look the other way when the pastor touches me?
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 219 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:38Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:37Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:36Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:35Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:34Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:33Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:32Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:31Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:30Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:29Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:28Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:27Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:26Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:25Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:24Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:23Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:22Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:21Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:20Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:19Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:18Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:17Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:16Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:15Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:14Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:13Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:12Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:11Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:10Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:09Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:08Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:07Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:06Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:05Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:04Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:03Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:02Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:01Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:00Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:59Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:58Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:57Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:56Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:55Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:54Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:53Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:52Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:51Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:50Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:49Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:48Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:47Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:46Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:45Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:44Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:43Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:42Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:41Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:40Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:39Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:38Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:37Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:36Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:35Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:34Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:33Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:32Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:31Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:30Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:29Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:28Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:27Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:26Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:25Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:24Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:23Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:22Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:21Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:20Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:19Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:18Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:17Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:16Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:15Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:14Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:13Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:12Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:11Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:10Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:09Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:08Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:07Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:06Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:05Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:04Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:03Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:02Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:01Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:00Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:59Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:58Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:57Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:56Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:55Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:54Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:53Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:52Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:51Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:50Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:49Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:48Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:47Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:46Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:45Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:44Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:43Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:42Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:41Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:40Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:39Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:38Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:37Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:36Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:35Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:34Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:33Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:32Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:31Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:30Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:29Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:28Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:27Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:26Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:25Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:24Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:23Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:22Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:21Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:20Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:19Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:18Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:17Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:16Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:15Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:14Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:13Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:12Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:11Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:10Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:09Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:08Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:07Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:06Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:05Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:04Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:03Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:02Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:01Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:00Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:57Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:56Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:55Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:54Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:53Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:52Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:51Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:50Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:49Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:48Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:47Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:46Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:45Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:44Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:43Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:42Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:41Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:40Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:39Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:38Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:37Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:36Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:35Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:34Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:33Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:32Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:31Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:30Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:29Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:28Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:27Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:26Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:25Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:24Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:23Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:22Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:21Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:20Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:19Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:18Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:17Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:16Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:15Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:14Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:13Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:12Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:11Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:10Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:09Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:08Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:07Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:06Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:05Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:04Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:03Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:02Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:01Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:00Caption #324

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 7 comments for this caption.

<superwoman biatch> YUCK...but I like it!
<superwoman biatch> (I like)The caption that is....not the f*cking toothless bastard of a pastor touching you...that is just wrong and gross!
<ajiav> I live in Missouri, and the majority of voters decided yesterday that an amendment to our constitution banning gay marriage would be a good idea.

At the same time, in a town not too far from me, there is a preacher who really seems guilty of molesting a 14-year-old boy. But in the paper, everyone is all "But I know him! He isn't the type to do this! He is a good family man!"

I am wondering under what kind of family values my fellow Missourians are looking to preserve, exactly.

What kind of buttsex is the right kind? I am so confused.

<ElvisThePelvis> Ahhh, but now that preacher cannot marry the 14-year-old boy, so the Religious Right should be happy with the situation.
<ElvisThePelvis> I forgot the 40 oz. for my homey.
<JSchmitt> Is this why they call it the "Show Me" state? Because they didn't get it the first time around?
<mypalmike> A priest from the church I went to as a kid in is in jail for life for that. Half the parish believed him, the other half believed the dozen or so kids who came forwards.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post