Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/03/2004

by apple juice is a verb

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

Okay, let me get this straight---

I got in trouble for having those girlie magazines under my bed...

...and I got a beating for hugging a boy.

But you look the other way when the pastor touches me?

(Reuters)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 41 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:19 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:18 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:17 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:16 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:15 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:14 Caption #-53

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:13 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:10 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:04 Caption #908

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:02 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:58 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:56 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:55 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:54 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:53 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:52 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:51 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:50 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:49 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:48 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:47 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:46 Caption #964

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:45 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:44 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:42 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:39 Caption #942

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:35 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:31 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:26 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:25 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:21 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:15 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:14 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:13 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:12 Caption #-42

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:11 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:10 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:09 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:08 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:07 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:20:06 Caption #235

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 7 comments for this caption.

<superwoman biatch> YUCK...but I like it!
<superwoman biatch> (I like)The caption that is....not the f*cking toothless bastard of a pastor touching you...that is just wrong and gross!
<ajiav> I live in Missouri, and the majority of voters decided yesterday that an amendment to our constitution banning gay marriage would be a good idea.
At the same time, in a town not too far from me, there is a preacher who really seems guilty of molesting a 14-year-old boy. But in the paper, everyone is all "But I know him! He isn't the type to do this! He is a good family man!"
I am wondering under what kind of family values my fellow Missourians are looking to preserve, exactly.
What kind of buttsex is the right kind? I am so confused.
<ElvisThePelvis> Ahhh, but now that preacher cannot marry the 14-year-old boy, so the Religious Right should be happy with the situation.
<ElvisThePelvis> I forgot the 40 oz. for my homey.
<JSchmitt> Is this why they call it the "Show Me" state? Because they didn't get it the first time around?
<mypalmike> A priest from the church I went to as a kid in is in jail for life for that. Half the parish believed him, the other half believed the dozen or so kids who came forwards.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post