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Okay, let me get this straight---

I got in trouble for having those girlie magazines under my bed...

...and I got a beating for hugging a boy.

But you look the other way when the pastor touches me?
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<superwoman biatch> YUCK...but I like it!
<superwoman biatch> (I like)The caption that is....not the f*cking toothless bastard of a pastor touching you...that is just wrong and gross!
<ajiav> I live in Missouri, and the majority of voters decided yesterday that an amendment to our constitution banning gay marriage would be a good idea.

At the same time, in a town not too far from me, there is a preacher who really seems guilty of molesting a 14-year-old boy. But in the paper, everyone is all "But I know him! He isn't the type to do this! He is a good family man!"

I am wondering under what kind of family values my fellow Missourians are looking to preserve, exactly.

What kind of buttsex is the right kind? I am so confused.

<ElvisThePelvis> Ahhh, but now that preacher cannot marry the 14-year-old boy, so the Religious Right should be happy with the situation.
<ElvisThePelvis> I forgot the 40 oz. for my homey.
<JSchmitt> Is this why they call it the "Show Me" state? Because they didn't get it the first time around?
<mypalmike> A priest from the church I went to as a kid in is in jail for life for that. Half the parish believed him, the other half believed the dozen or so kids who came forwards.

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