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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/27/2004 by Agent Kumi
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Turns out that our 'bird' was the contestent from China, and she really wasn't happy to see Lil and I.

"All the signs point to one person." She whispered hurridly.

"Who would be traffiking in endangered animals?" Lil demanded.

"And all those blue suited hired goons?"

"Who do you think?" Our stoolie asked in exasperation. "S.U.N.F.L.O.W.E.R."

"But... they're defunct!" I said blinking in surprise.


"Don't let them catch you." She warned us as she was dragged off to for the talent show.

"Your the only ones who know that S.U.N.F.L.O.W.E.R. is still operating!"

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<superwoman biatch> How sad....I true tragedy.
<Carol> Suspense! (I esp. like "dragged off to the talent show")
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