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Most Emailed Photos - 06/28/2004

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My E.D. was really getting bad. Traditional medicine just wasn't helping, so my doctor prescribed a radical new treatment.

My "prescriptions" were filled by a dude in a trenchcoat on a street corner with a couple of scantily clad ladies hoovering around, but I didn't ask any questions.

Of course, the medicine didn't help, not directly anyway. My fecal explosions are still remenicent of the thunder-god Thor's lighting bolts in their volume, but I'm usually too stoned to give a sh*t.

HAHAHA! Get it? "Give a shit"!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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