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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/02/2004 by Jmofwiw
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This huntress is really quite scary.
If she stalks you be sure not to tarry.

Small bears she ignores,
Seeking those she abhors.

Just ask this poor victim named “Hairy.”
(AFP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Excellent!
<Carol> Very nice.
<3Suns> If you don't think she's hot you're a fairy. (or, I suppose, a girl.)
<ajiav> 
<spam> 
<Stormi> Girl, actually, but yes, I think she qualifies as pretty 'hot'.

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