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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004

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My invisibility formula allowed me to roam the streets of Rio unseen, pinching the asses and nipples of all the hot Carnival girls.

Unfortunately, dogs are not fooled by the potion, and continue to hump my legs at every chance they get. Sick little bastards.

Despite my success with the formula, I continued my testing on the cats. Yes, the injections were painful for them and served no real purpose, but f*ck, I love to hear the kittens scream.

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Lauren> Good one guy.
<JulieK> Man everyone is talking about humping dogs this Wednesday!
<JulieK> Man everyone is talking about humping dogs this Wednesday!
<H. Monkey> And tormenting kittens, Julie. Don't forget the kitten tormenting.
<ajiav>
<mypalmike> I love humping dogs! Err.. What I mean is, I love jokes about dogs that hump.
<ElvisThePelvis> HA!
<spam> aw! kittens!

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