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Most Emailed Photos - 01/29/2004 by obtuse
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Reverend Freaknasty's epic battle with Cthulhu was brought to a messy end by his devestating finishing move: Moped ad Nauseum.

He returned to his secret hideout, the Cathedral of Soulitude, to recuperate.

"Goddamn it, woman! Don't you dare tell me you made calamari for dinner!"
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 6 comments for this caption.

<obtuse> I give you the continuing epic of Reverend Freaknasty.
<yoyology> Mmmmm. Calamari.
<guyPaulo> I really like this continuing storyline. It certainly raises the bar for the rest of us who just make crude jokes about sex.
<3Suns> Yes, the good reverend went forth and got funky. Funky as in smelly, all covered with Cthulu offal.

Ew.

<obtuse> The storyline of the last couple days indicates a lack of any better ideas on my part. Glad to know you appreciate it though.

Interestingly enough, I did have calamari for dinner last night.

<MLimburg> Have to jump in with the rest .. the continued story is great. Me thinks I'm going to start one myself. Wish me luck, I'll need it :P

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