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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/02/2003 by guyPaulo
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Stitches for the cat bite received while hiding in a freight crate: $200

Rabies shot and plastic surgery to recover from the airline guard dog's attack: $600

Leaping out of the baggage hold to jam a finger into your favorite star's orifice while your best friend takes a picture: priceless
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvenOrofice> Weird, man. Really freakin' weird. I love it.
<yoyology> Somebody named after an orifice, who can't spell it, is calling Paulo weird? Ummm. Mr. Pot, there's a black kettle on line 3 for you.
<spam> tee hee hee. HOORAY ORIFICES!

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