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Most Emailed Photos - 07/20/2006 by Kumiho
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This is actually a picture of a toddler holding a ordinary bass.

Things that aren't as they seem

This woman is actually being treated for a sunburn she got when she fell asleep sunbathing.

And here is photographic evidence of Mr. Springer engaging in infatile midget sex - the 'gentleman' holding the 'child' is Mac Furio, and infamous pimp and his cohort in crime Madame Liz Boner.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> But really, who can say they've never paid for midget sex?
<JP> I can, but I'm Liz Boner.
<reddman> LEZ boner would have been funnier...

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