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Most Emailed Photos - 07/20/2006 by Kumiho
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This is actually a picture of a toddler holding a ordinary bass.

Things that aren't as they seem

This woman is actually being treated for a sunburn she got when she fell asleep sunbathing.

And here is photographic evidence of Mr. Springer engaging in infatile midget sex - the 'gentleman' holding the 'child' is Mac Furio, and infamous pimp and his cohort in crime Madame Liz Boner.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> But really, who can say they've never paid for midget sex?
<JP> I can, but I'm Liz Boner.
<reddman> LEZ boner would have been funnier...

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