[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/24/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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The Gods in the heavens play men like pawns.

I was subservient to God my whole life and expected to have earned enough karma to come back as a powerful personality.

Instead I came back as funny half of a siamese twin.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 8 comments for this caption.

<Kumiho> Hooo. what a way to go.
<mypalmike> Siamese twin? Where?
<obtuse> Foot-to-groin fusion. Not a common birth defect, as far as I know.
<Lauren> But, it COULD happen...
<ajiav> 
<mypalmike> OIC.
<Carol> The other twin does not look amused, somehow.
<yoyology> Do not taunt the conjoined.

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